Damn, I haven't been here in a long time. I told you that work has been a mutha. Yeah and I too got caught up in the hype that is American Idol. I watched and listened. I was amazed that some of these people made it onto the show (the very tone deaf Carmen Yodel McGoat Rasmussen and Lance Corporal No-Talent Assclown come to mind). I fell in love with Kimberley Locke's voice. I'll buy her CD. And in the end we get Ruben "Larger than Life" Studdard and Clay "Jazz Hands" Aiken. I am glad Ruben won. I could see myself buying his CD. "Jazz Hands"...not so much. And all these fanatical "Clay-mates" who actually should call themselves Gay-mates, (not that there's anything wrong with that) who are screaming about a voting conspiracy need to get a life. It's a TV show. It doesn't cure cancer or world hunger and both of these guys are gonna be richer than anybody's business. Sarcasm alert!!!: I feel sooooooooo sad for both of them.

I want someone to please explain frickin' airline pricing to me. How come my parents can fly from Myrtle Beach, SC to Memphis for less than it will cost me to fly from D.C.? Makes no sense, especially when at my parents home airport you can't land anything bigger than a paper bag there.

Why do relatives think that when you move into a big house in a place that happens to be close to major tourist attractions, that they have the right to freeload during vacation time? Ooooo yes...come right in. I've been waiting all year for you to show up uninvited, dirty my house, and eat all of my f*cking food. Coming back next year? I'll be sure to save the date.

The b*tch that put her 2-year old in the washing machine What the hell was her problem? They should stuff her ass in a washer as punishment. I've got kids, but what the hell could a 2- year old do to you that would make you put her in the washing machine? Nothing, that's what. I know children can be bad, bratty little hellions, but that is uncalled for. What is she going to tell the judge: "Your honor, we were going to a party and she got a stain on her dress. We were passing the laundromat and I thought I'd save some time." Stupid ass.